Susulan Humor
susan nurhadi / Indonesia Media
Friends
A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
Santa
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,
" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Mistress
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
“WIFE”
Husband asks:
"Do you know that the meaning of WIFE is:
Without
Information
F ighting
Every-time
Wife replies:
"No,......
It means:
With
Idiot
For
Ever !!!"
Stress, tension and panic
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,...
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Period
Grammar teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away
Dad’s explanation
A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential
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